how could one not reblog this?
I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.
"Reblog is you’re a decent human"
The bar is low, kids
is this deadpool?
wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THAT IS JASON FUCKING TODD THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.
THE WOMAN HE THOUGHT WAS HIS MOTHER OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID, AND HIS DAD DITCHED AND THEN PROMPTLY DIED WHEN HE WAS EVEN YOUNGER.
HE LIVED ON THE STREETS FOR TWO YEARS BEFORE HE HAD THE BALLS TO STEAL MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN’S TIRES.
HE BECAME THE SECOND ROBIN AFTER STEALING HIS PREDECESSORS COSTUME FROM A LOCKED CONTAINER IN THE FUCKING BATCAVE.
THIS MILF RAN AROUND IN A TRAFFIC-STREET COLORED UNITARD FOR A FEW YEARS, UNTIL HE DISCOVERED THAT THE WOMAN WHO OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A KID WASN’T ACTUALLY HIS FUCKING MOTHER.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES?
HE GOES AND FUCKING FINDS THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM TO CONGRATULATE HER ON GIVING BIRTH TO ONE OF THE MOST BADASS HEROES IN CREATION, AND ALSO BECAUSE JASON FUCKING TODD (YES THAT IS INDEED HIS MIDDLE NAME I SWEAR) IS THROUGH-AND-THROUGH A FAMILY GUY.
AND EVEN WHEN THIS BITCH BETRAYS HIM TO THE GODDAMN JOKER, WHO PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM BOTH UP AND LEAVE THEM TO DIE WITH A BOMB IN A WAREHOUSE, JASON MOTHERFUCKING TODD STILL TRIES TO SAVE HER.
AND HE DIES FOR IT. AND HE IS THE REASON WHY THE GODDAMN BATMAN IS EVEN MORE DEPRESSED AND MOODY AND SHIT, BECAUSE HE MADE HIS ADOPTED FATHER BURY HIM.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES NEXT?
HE COMES BACK TO FUCKING LIFE.
CAN YOU DO THAT?
I THOUGHT NOT.
SO NO, THIS IS NOT FUCKING DEADPOOL.
THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING JASON TODD, MEMBER OF THE GODDAMN BATFAMILY, ANTI-HERO OF THE YEAR, AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME HEROES EVER CREATED.
AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command
I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.
I still maintain that all of the cute between Darcy and Thor stems from the fact that this short human woman physically incapacitated the God of Thunder TWICE. What’s the bet that if Darcy ever makes it to Asgard her name is whispered in awe and wonder and she’s treated with so much respect because one time Thor got into a really earnest conversation with the Warriors Three about humans and he was like…’no but let me tell you about the Great Darcy and her “Taser” I believe she called it…’? And Darcy has no clue what is happening but meh, this shit is all going on Twitter… #atleastthesealiensarehot #anddontseemtowantusdead
Edit to correct that I am talking about the “smiles on command” thing, which I forgot to include at first.
But are you sure though? I mean, isn’t there a clip somewhere of Sif setting the record straight with a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent that their technology is something the Asgardians had a long time ago and stopped using once they developed better? The entire idea of Thor not understanding human technology is that he is basically a present day man thrown into the stone age and asked to know how to handle tools made of flint and branches. No one would be able to do that, but we would see how the tools would play into the creation of later inventions. There is a machine in Asgard that shows a complete image of how an infinity stone (or whatever that thing was) affects Jane’s body and she recognises the workings of it. It’s prefectly plausible that he knows exactly what’s going on and smiles because he wants her to have a nice preserved image of him.